choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

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popemobile

Quite possibly the greatest automobile in since those funny looking bikes with the really big front tire. You know what I am talking about.

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engrish

Engrish began as a racially discriminating term against asians who biologically have trouble pronunciating the "L" sound. Often times it comes out sounding like an "R". Thus engLish becomes engRish. However, it now has become more of a joke whenever there are bad translations on signs or video games...
"All your base are belong to us"
"You are teh suck"
"This guy are sick

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Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

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Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

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opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

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Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

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