plays for the other team

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.

"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld

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phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

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Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

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The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

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V-card

A person's virginity

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.

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Raging Butt Sex

A term joe made up. Basically anal sex, but RAGING.

Joe: Do you like raging butt sex?
Devon: How many times do I have to tell you? YES!

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Froshmore

1. A freshman who only has upper classman friends (positive)
2. A sophmore who is still treated like a freshman (negative)

1. Devon is a froshmore.
2. Joe is a froshmore.

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