Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

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A Joel Schumacher Film

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.

1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"

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Raymond Watts

One-man band member of Industrial band Pig who was born in England. He also does work with KMFDM, and usually he does it on their best albums.

Wanna listen to some Pig?

Fuck yeah! Raymond Watts is so sinister bad-ass.

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Pulp Fiction

The best movie possibly ever with an all-star cast and top-notch acting by pretty much everyone in the whole damn film.

TV Critic #1: What do you think of Quentin Tarantino?

TV Critic #2: Well, he made the best movie ever to date.

TV Critic #1: Which is...?

TV Critic #2: "Pulp Fiction", you fucking moron!

TV Critic #1: (Smiles, stuttering) Um-uh-uh, le-let's g-go to commercial break, shall we? (Nervous, wrenches tie severely)

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Lucia Cifarelli

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.

Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.

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Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.

Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.

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World War III

Kick-ass song by Industrial Metal band KMFDM.

World War Three, Be all that you can be.

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