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Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.

person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

46πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Juggalo

A white cracker fuckface who is a total insult to white people, they put on clown makeup to hide the fact that they are homosexuals and threaten to kill people with hatchets if they aren't "down for some ass sex with the clown". They should NOT under any circumstances be taken as a threat because their insults couldn't even intimidate a 5 year old, and if I was to see a bunch of clown fags running after me I would die laughing.

I hate the ICP, they are a lame band if I dare call them a band.

Juggalo Scum: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST BAND EVER!!!! WHOO WHOO JUGGALO4LIFE!!!!

I grab the Juggalo by the throat and beat the holy fuck out of them.

by Mr. Zimpy July 15, 2010

136πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Teeny Bopper

moronic pretten girls who love boy bands and terrible pop music. They should be grouped up and brutally murdered, cause they are responsible for killing music, and turning respectable girls into whores.

Teeny Boppers are worse than emo, no wait their both bad.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

39πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Hockey

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

by Mr. Zimpy June 15, 2010

1065πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

268πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.

Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

183πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Democrat

A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.

Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

219πŸ‘ 952πŸ‘Ž