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Fruitwisher

Androgenous in nature. Wishes adversaries to be expelled and/or admonished but lacks the ability both in life and character to make it happen.

Pent up sexually so lashes out at dominant Muffmen.

Sheeplike. Herdfollower. Yesman.

Grubeslike. Young,dumb,full of cum.

by Muff Diver March 5, 2004


left handed Suzuki

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.

man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...

by Muff Diver October 25, 2017


dyke spike

when a woman who loves munching box gets a haircut that could be mistaken for a man's if viewed from behind

Person 1: Is that a dude?
Person 2: No it's just some lesbo bitch with dyke spike.

by Muff Diver April 20, 2005

54👍 99👎


Heavy Metal

Real music (Not Korn or Limp DickZit) that I still like even at 31 years old!

by Muff Diver October 18, 2003

118👍 110👎