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Resting Bitch Voice

Resting bitch voice: "the voice equivalent of resting bitch face, where a nice person's tone of voice comes off unintentionally as if they're angry. The tone of voice can come off this way even if the nice person is saying nice things, it is all about tone of voice. Just as a person with rbf can be perfectly content and kind, so can a person with rbv. Rbv is most often apparent when a person is speaking emphatically, but can be apparent regardless of what the person is saying.

Cathy why do you sound so angry?

Cathy: I'm not angry at all.

Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.

by Murica Michelle July 21, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017


nappy-headed hos

A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.

"They're (Rutger's university women's basketball team) a bunch of nappy-headed hos." Don Imus.

by Murica Michelle April 12, 2007

53πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


bunged up

Constipated, unable to take a shit. A bunghole is your asshole.

I ate an extra-large meatlover's pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, I'm real bunged up.

by Murica Michelle February 1, 2007

74πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


toyota

A Japanese automobile manufacturer which produces reliable, high-quality, fuel-efficient, but boring cars. In concert with Honda, it helped to bring about the long decline in the fortunes of the Big 3 Detroit manufacturers, due to it's superior quality and reliability. However, now that the Big 3 manufacturers have largely caught up in terms of reliability, Toyota and Honda's purpose has been served. American cars will eventually re-take their rightful spot atop the automobile manufacturing hierarchy, due to their ability to develop appealing cars. No Japanese car company has been able to come up with a hot car like the Camaro, Mustang, Corvette or Viper. Japanese companies do not have the creativity that American companies do, and therefore, will never take market leadership for long.

Toyota Camry, Corolla, Echo, Prius.

by Murica Michelle September 15, 2007

79πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


O'Henry

A sexual act performed using a vaginal speculum. The partner, male or female, opens the vagina. The receiving partner holds the speculum while the other crouches above and drops a bowel movement into the open vagina. Best results with solid, cylindrical stool.

Did You Know?
Can also be performed with the anus.

Kristine finished her annual check-up at the gynecologist and pocketed the used speculum. She called her boyfriend Jayce and asked him to eat a bowl of all bran and a bag of peanuts to be ready for an O'Henry.

by Murica Michelle July 4, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuckered

1. In reference to yourself, very fucked, done for, finished, fucked yourself, or were fucked over badly. up shit creek fucked

I should have written that exam, I am so fuckered now.

by Murica Michelle July 5, 2006

22πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž