Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

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Good Night

A good night is when the lady you just had sex with calls you up and tells you shes not pregnant.

Nate-So did she call you again
LS-Yup nate its a good night

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