Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially

Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.

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Harlem Tussle

Originally coined by the New York Police working the city's Harlem neighborhoods in the 1960's. The Tussle usually takes place on a Friday or Saturday evening when a man and woman start drinking in their apartment and become too drunk to go out for the night. One thing leads to another and a nasty fight ensues and the cops have to be called. Usually the cops want to arrest the man but the woman starts to profess her love for him and that it was only a lovers quarrel. The cops threaten them both and leave happy that they dont have to fill out a lot of paperwork.

Me: What was that ruckus I heard last night?
Friend: Arlene and her man were doin the Harlem Tussle again.

Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.

Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!

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