monarchy

A form of government in which the head of goverment (a King or Queen) inherits the title.

Absolute Monarchy is where the King or Queen has absolute power and can do what he wants.

Constituitonal monarchy is when the King shares power with Parliament and must follow the rules of the constituition.

Originally, thousands of years ago, monarchy was so that one guy could control all and everyone would know who succeeded him. This way, there were no fights between people over things like laws or taxes because only one person decided that, and no fights over who would succeed him because it was his child. Unfortunately in many cases (I won't say most because that is an opinion) the ruler wasn't suited for the job and there were fights anyway. Because of this many countries either changed to Democracy or changed to Constitutional Monarchy.

Absolute Monarchy: Louis XIV of France. Now obsolete.

Constitutional Monarchy: The current government of England.

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haggle

To try and convince someone to make whatever they are selling a lower price. They'll suggest a price, you'll suggest a lower one, and each of you keep on suggesting prices until you are willing to pay.

"The boat is $1000."

"I'll pay you 500."

"850."

"700."

"Deal! Pay me $700 and the boat is yours."

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well hung

He is well hung: He has a large penis.

Wow, that guy is either well hung or he stuck a ball down his pants.

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411

Information on something, usually a person or event.

After this commercial break, we'll give you the 411 on the hip new singer, Bangle.

Where can I get the 411 on Katherine? She's totally cute, I want to get to know her better.

The newspaper gave me the 411 on the bombings. Now I know what really happened.

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Will Smith

A famous actor and rapper. He has been in several movies and his own TV Show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Most people believe he is a better actor than rapper.

"I just flew over here from Tokyo and am travelling to South Africa on Sunday. I'm so jetlagged, sometimes I even forget to be sexy."--Will Smith

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party like it's 1999

1)To have a large party or celebration.

2)Party hard.

3)"Let's party like it's 1999"="Let's celebrate."

Taken from December of 1999, when everyone was very excited about the new millenium coming up so they New Years Eve celebratins were extra loud and exciting.

Come on baby, let's grab some beer and party like it's 1999!

Mary said,"Let's party like it's 1999!" when she found out that her book won the Pulitzer Prize.

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mouse

1)A type of animal.

2)A device on a computer used to move the cursor.

3)Vagina

1)Today we went to the pet shop and got a pet mouse. I named him Mickey.

2)Oh no, my mouse is broken! Now my cursor can't move and I can't click anything on the computer!

3)We got to see a mouse is sex ed.

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