An extremely small penis. A dick the size of a pixel.
Female 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe you went home with HIM! He is so hot!"
Female 2: "Oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a DIXEL!"
Female 1: "Aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!"
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The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.
My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.
A game which medical experts have suggested may assist youth in losing weight. It seems to consist of jumping around and engaging in a series of moves so ridiculous that a person performing them on any real dance floor would be laughed out of the club.
You couldn't pick up a girl at the club? Maybe it's because you pulled out those DDR moves.
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A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!
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A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
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An insult suggesting one is too fat to move or contribute to society in other ways and is doomed to only produce rap music.
Grandma, put down those Ho-Ho's and quit being a Big Pun or the government will have to pay you disability pretty soon.
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An adjective used primarily to describe gay porn. Refers to the graphic act of sodomy.
Did you see the new Oliver Stone movie, "Alexander"? It was sodomographic!
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