Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.

“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)

Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

Cheepoochee

When you’re eating an ass that hasn’t been washed you get that cheepoochee

As Brittany felt Josh go down on her she felt his tongue begin to work her tight little asshole, then suddenly thought “oh no I forgot to wipe! I hope he doesn’t get a mouth full of cheepoochee!!”

Respissnation

In lieu of a formal resignation letter you just walk into your managers office drop your pants and piss on the floor, say “I QUIT” and walk out. Also known as “KICK DOWN THE DOOR AND PISS ON THE FLOOR”.

“As barbarella had finally had enough of the disrespect in her workplace she felt they no longer deserved a proper resignation letter and 2 weeks notice, they were getting a respissnation.”

“Whoa Darryl! Did you see Tammy just walk out of the managers office?!”
“Oh for sure! She just did a respissnation allllll over the carpet”

Fluck

The art of not giving a flying fuck

Monahan, I don’t give a fluck !

Shannon…. it’s clear to me you don’t give a fluck

Scutta just didn’t care , she told zack she didn’t give a fluck .

Britt told Josh she’d tell that bitch off! She doesn’t give a fluck !