Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

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Suprise Knife Fight

A Knife Fight brought on by suprise, usually amongst people who all possess knives and who are bored.

Ian: ...
Chris: ...
Jim : ...
Ian : ...Suprise knife fight! *whips out knife*
Chris: Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Jim : Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*

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Mott-Parce

An upstate New York term for a traitor or a sellout.

Ralph: Dude did Jimmy quit the team to join our rivals?
Dave: Yea man, what a total Mott-Parce.

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Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.

"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"

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