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1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.
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1) A "stock" female character often found in cyberpunk media. i.e. Molly Millions (Neuromancer), Trinity (The Matrix), and Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost In The Shell). They take on roles like mercenaries and bodyguards.
2) A female stepping razor. A tough, street-bred, leather-clad, ass-kicking, gun-toting girl who will hand your nuts to you if you stare at her breasts too long!
Guy 1: Watch out for that blonde in the school-girl outfit. She's a razorgirl!
Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
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Also: pamcake, pam-cake, Pam Cake.
(verb) To trample, stampede, or run over a female cheerleader.
(noun) A cheerleader who is suddenly trampled, especially if stampeded by the football team.
Term comes from Season 3 Episode 4 of 1000 Ways to Die.
(verb) That cheerleader pyramid didn't see the errant pass headed their way, so they got pamcaked by the wide receiver and both safeties.
(noun) Suzy was trampled by the whole team when she did a split in front of the banner, so now we call her Pam Cake.
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An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
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(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.
Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.
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A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.
2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.