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Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!
What people used to call donkeys.
I rode my anus down the street.
The biological son of Vector and Walter White.
After Vector and Walter White got married, they decided to have a child together. They named him Chester and added a V to his name in honor of his father, Vector, and thus Chester V was born
The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.
Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
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A terrible, annoying, uncreative song that everyone loves.
Person 1: As It Was is not that great of a song.
Harry Styles simp: BLASPHEMY! Sacrifice this man to the god of all music, Harry Styles!
When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.
Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.
A very tiny old person.
Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.
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