citizen

noun: A slang term to identify a fried. Such as dawg, bro, or cuz.

Bob: Nice Sandals.

Steve: Nice ass, citizen.

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febuary 29th

The worst birthday ever. Every four years you age by 1... It sucks.

Jim was born in 1972 but he's not even a teenager yet because he was born on febuary 29th.

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e-lationship

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

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gist

Noun.
The general meaning of something. To "get the gist" means to understand something, but not to be expert in it.

Bob: Did you read Moby Dick last night?

Steve: Nah, I read spark notes, got the gist.

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qweerd

adj. Something that's incredibly out of the ordinary... Comes from a combination of the words "queer and weird".

"Why is their a fish in your hair?"
"Wow man, that is qweerd."

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google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

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April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

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