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When you or your friends drink petroleum because you thought that it was good but you end up dead
-Yooo I saw Robert Drinking Gasoline!-
-yes?! and how is he?-
-in his coffin-
It is when 2 students get involved in a fight and probably end without teeth
-Brooooo, 2 guys got in a Student Fight and one spat a tooth!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-
Super vodka-powered humans that live in Russia :v
-guess it is a spy- said some Slav that watched a western spy (heels not touching the ground)
This writer's group is a Fucking LEGEND, but they write books FAST
A: have you heard of Erin Hunter?
B: Yes why?
A: Well, She published 4 new books this weekend
B: oh ShIt AgAIn?
A fucking HEAVY Nazi-german Tank (sadly only 1 remains and never saw battle)
WWII soldier (german): what the FUCK is that!?
WWII Scientist (german): is the Maus
WWII soldier (german): THAT SHIT THICC
A friend repeller
-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-
*goes away*
This is the beginning of our era, AKA Minecraft
A: bro I returned to my origins!
B: really! u mean like school or something?
A: Nope, Minecraft
lol