Cad

a playful, english chap

Thorton was precociously witty today, what a cad!

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pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

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predicate

1) something or someone affirmed or true; "the real deal."

2) a leader or boss that is looked up to.

Yeah, you got a felony
but you ain't a predicate -
never the king of New York,
you live in Connecticut.
-Jadakiss to 50 cent (Checkmate)

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Beat

a '50s literary movement that produced many a great novelist, and many a hack poet

Bukowski was a great writer, but his poetry is pedestrian.

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limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

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nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

PIE

Hot out of the oven, it is a slice of life.

1. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have, a piece of pie, a piece of pie.

2. Can you smell the pie now? -Good!

3. Oh yeah, it's all in the pie. ;)

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