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A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis.
Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear again, and he's turned on. What a unikorn!
13π 6π
The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.
"You're a dude!"
"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"
What's the matter with Michael?
He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.
21π 21π
Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.
JOHN: Why?
BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.
13π 2π
A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
217π 104π
BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.
MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?
JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!
9π 7π
Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
10π 3π
A NIGHT that makes a gay man GLAD for getting his ASS reamed.
KELLY: Sorry you're so bummed out PAT.
PAT: That's okay, I'm gonna have a GLAD ASS NIGHT with Big Bob tonight!
11π 6π