gangbanger lineup

where a gangbanger tells all his whores to line up in a line no need to tell the rest he is a gangbannger

they form a long line and then he when by and they all left

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large mammal tranquilizer

1. a strong tranquilizer usually used to sedate bears and horses
2. a drug some people take to relieve depression and make some people look prettier

1. Old McDonald had to shoot his horse with a dose of large mammal tranquilizer to operate on it
2. Large Mammal Tranquilizer will calm you down (and probably kill you)

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jakovasaurus

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time

The jakovasaurus jacked off.

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floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

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Sesame Street

a tv show for mature pre-schoolers who like the world they live in where whores walk the streets and pimps get all there money

i would like it to if it came on when i got out of school

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glove slap

1. when smack someone in the face with a glove
2. you do this when you challenge someone to a duel

nazi glove slap are done by back handing someone with a glove

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tonic water

basically club soda with quinin in it

They drank too much tonic water and threw up

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