sonovabitch

A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.

That guy stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. Man, he's a sonovabitch.

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Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

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stuff

A man's genitalia, e.g. cock and balls.

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.

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dipsilucious

(adj.) Extremely satisfying ar excellent.

Lois, I'm not doing any work. I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vaction.

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dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

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Daisy Dukes

Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!

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jot and tittle

Every minor detail. A jot is the horizontal mark on the letter "t", and a tittle is the dot above an "i" or a "j".

When writing cursive, these marks are made after the entire word is penned, sometimes causing one to overlook their placement.

Be sure to go over every jot and tittle.

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