Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

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Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.

"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"

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