A book that you can write all your thoughts and feelings in.
You can also write evil stuff about the people you hate.
People like to read other peoples' diaries.
My cousin went mad when she found out that I read her diary.
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A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".
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Someone who spends all day posting definitions on urban dictionary.com.
Bastardized bottomburp is an urban addict.
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What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.
"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"
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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
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What all boys and men should wear. Y-fronts are disgusting and anyone who wears them should be burnt on a stake.
Boxers are sexy. Y-fronts are not.
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A kid who wants everything they see... and they cry and scream thir heads off until they get it.
My cousin Jodie is the biggest brat I know.
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