geometry

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1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!

1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome

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the daily show

Known for its comedic genius, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is actually the most watched "news" program by undecided voters

It's only a half-hour long, but it's hilarious as heck!

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sinister

What a Democrat is if you speak Italian or Latin

Democrats are truly *sinister* politicians!

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STFU Sword Strike

My particular model of the STFU Shield. Incorporates the power of the Sword Strike Gundam with an STFU Shield.

The STFU Sword Strike is better than an STFU shield because (unlike the shield) it can defend and attack.

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Wood

What George Bush offered John Kerry a cut of

. . . Need some wood? . . .

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right-wing nutjob

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land

"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"

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STFU Shield

Image of a "shield" displaying the abbreviation STFU on it. Used on forums in order to prevent a flame war

1. I whipped out my mighty STFU Shield and was able to prevent a flame war

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