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when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body
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the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once
Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder
someone who will not hesitate to hop on any new fad, fashion trend or tv show just because their friends and marketing say so and will try to pressure you into following them
Joe: dude you should definitely watch 13 reasons why that show is the best thing that has happened to tv
Me: shut-up you fucking bandwagon whore
Friend: dude me and some mates are going cliff diving up on the coast, you want to come
Me: common sense mate, common sense
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