ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

STFD

Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.

Mom: Here’s your dinner.

*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD

1401

Thot typed with numbers. Just flip it upside down.

Makyto: Flip the numbers 180° and see what you get.
Kiyeko: 1401 upside down is, Thot.
Kiyeko: Isn’t that right, Sakuya!?

The fog is lifted

Ryoma Hoshi from Danganronpa V3’s objection line.

Kitty: The door was glued shut, so I doubt anyone was hiding in there.
Roomba: The fog is lifted!

Uw

A twitch thot about to type “UwU”, but her dad comes in and throws her computer out the window. The thot’s mother can occasionally be the one doing the PC destroying.

Random guy: Wow you’re so cute!

Twitch Thot: Uw

Submitted!

When you submit a definition to Urban Dictionary.

Bob: God I’m finally done with my Urban Dictionary definition.

Phone: Submitted!

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Breihtaeny

The fancy spelling of ‘Brittany’.

Gerold: What’s the new girl’s name?

Chris: I think it’s Breihtaeny.