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A blowjob.
Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!
We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."
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The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.
"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."
The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.
"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks Iรขยยm not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."
or:
"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
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