Peng batti

Nice arse innit

Lad 1: Rah she’s got a peng batti

Lad 2: Yh innit g I’d tap that ting any day

Treacle

Roses are red violets are blue nah I’m just bullshitting

To the treacle tart who’s stole my heart
Your pretty, funny and kind.

Someone I didn’t expect to find.

ever since we started talking I can’t get you off my mind.
When I’m feeling drown you always turn my frown upside down.
I’m sorry I couldn’t afford the crown you deserve my queen.
Your shiny smile is enough to keep me going for a while.
I’m so interested and invested in this thing
I wish I was born in your perfect pacific piercing blue eyes so I could caress down your gentle cheek and touch your soft lips. That didn’t rhyme so I’ll cut to the line your my Devine sunshine let me refine be mine let’s align

Will you be my Valentine

If you say no I was only joking if not

Bubs was here Treacle

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