wolfbagging

The act of going out into the woods armed with a Tesco bag and trying to trap a wolf within.

Gertcha! This is the toughest animal I've ever tried to wolfbag! Sod this, let's go for bacon sarnies...

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SILF

Shrimp I'd Like To Fuck

Hey Jim, check out the whiskers on that small pink slightly curved sea dweller! A regular SILF and no mistake! High five!

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cream pie

A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.

Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!

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uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

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CILF

Crustacion I'd like to fuck

Hey Bill, did you check out the pinchers on that hot lil' crab back there. That, my friend, is premium CILF. Hell yeah!

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AILF

Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.

Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!

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uilf

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

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