saa

Short for the Colt Single Action Army, a .45 calibre revolver.

This is the Colt Single Action Army, the greatest handgun ever made. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

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Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Another word for yuppies

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards

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Sluggie

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

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aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

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desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

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iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

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