Nobling

A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there.

Eeeh. Look at those noblings outside Coop in Shipston-on-Stour... What is the world coming to? What on earth will become of them when they get older?

Answer: They will transform into fully fledged nobs, like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.

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Belsen Bum

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse

Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*

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