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A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.
Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.
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an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.
Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!
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applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
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A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.
There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.
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better known as the Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson is a blonde pornstar responsible for much wasted sperm and long hours of unrepentant masturbatory folly. Jameson is also a skilled film director.
As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.
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1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.
You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.
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A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.
That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.
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