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chicken hawk

like a mohawk, only instead of going all the way down the back of the head, it stops where a fade would.

Look at that douchebag with his chicken hawk! those only look good on toddlers!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

3πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


stillborn chocolate lab puppies

poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed

what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies

Man, the asshole who used the bathroom before me didnt flush, so I got an eyefull of some stillborn chocolate lab puppies!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

6πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

73πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.

Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

26πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


amazon princess

An amazon girl/woman who happens to be attractive despite her freakishly large stature or overly muscular body.

"That was a huge bitch, but I'd still make her my amazon princess and let her slap me around!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

45πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž