indoorsman

A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

"Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming."

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lades

A slackerized abbreviation of the phrase "see ya later" used most often in one of the popular messenging programs such as MSN or AOL messenger.

John: "I'll talk to you tomorrow"
Steve: "cool. lades!"

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chekulater

A one word version of the salutation "check you later". Often used to terminate messenger conversations.

"Thanks for the advice, Jim. chekulater!"

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eggs

Excellent. Also: eggsalad.

Girlfriend: Honey, I just bought you a new xbox 360 for your birthday!
You: EGGS!!
Girlfriend: WTF?
You: Oh yeah, sorry. Thank you so much, this is excellent.

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aplitexnit

A piece of hair originating from one's own head that has found its way into same person's mouth.

It's become a morning ritual for me to remove aplitexnit, particularly after nights of heavy partying.

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ivory tower

A beautiful and challenging map in the Bungie.net video game "Halo 2". Originates from the way Bootron looks down at Noodle from atop the scoreboard (his figurative "ivory tower") after pwning him badly on this particular level.

Bootron completely PWND Noodle in Ivory Tower last night.

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halipation

An unattractive person who when viewed from behind is mistaken to be beautiful.

Variation:

halipized - to be deceived by a halipation

As I passed the blonde, long-haired woman driving the black Audi TT I was surprised to find out she was actually a halipation.

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