sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

three little words

"i love you"

With a girl you recently met and things are moving a bit quickly but you want to mutually take a step back and be realistic and allow things to move forward organically:

"Can you promise me we won't say the three little words too soon? I want to be sure we're both ready to say them first."

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