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Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 21, 2022


fuckfuckfuck

What some foken wanker shouts after being pulled over by the PO lice.

fuckfuckfuck

by Shougo March 6, 2022


Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 20, 2024


Crispy Crowns

giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne

even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside

That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.

by Shougo May 21, 2022


Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022


Shadowlands

An unholy realm peopled by phantoms, spirits and ghosts that are in a perpetual disturbed state, awaiting execution.

Only in the Shadowlands can what you seek be revealed.

by Shougo February 23, 2023


Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

by Shougo March 24, 2022