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Its that little piece of poo you find on the bed after anal sex....But you don't remember seeing it hapen
I went to use the bathroom at work this morning, and there was a small chunk of poo on the FRONT of my underwear.....Must have been a SLIP CHIP.!.!.!.....Also know as the FRANK REYNOLDS....OR THE DEVITO SPEEDO...
Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.
We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )
When you eating your girls ass with syrup and and it tickles so much she makes you stop.
I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.
How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube
No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...