Christian Bale

The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.

I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.

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Fagaymolord

An insult combined of the words "fag", "gay", "homo" and "gaylord" and reserved for those of the utmost in the homosexual order.

Jimmy, why are you such a fagaymolord?

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