Unpresidented

Not yet affected by one or more president(s).

(Not to be confused with "unprecedented.")

Before Mount Rushmore was carved, its natural beauty was unpresidented.

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"Cuss"tomer

A customer that makes you want to say not nice words, but you can't because you're at work.

I had a long day at work. Enough "cuss"tomers for one lifetime.

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Horny Jail

Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."

*Bonk*

"You're going to Horny Jail!"

"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"

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National Treasure

A blasphemous term for a person who is extremely well-liked by everyone.

Betty White is a national treasure

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John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

Early Grave

A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.

There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.

1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.

2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.

3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.

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Best Friends Forever

Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.

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