drum line

the plural of drum solo:

1 woman's ears filled with cock and cum from undetermined amount of men putting their cocks and cumming in the woman's ears.

synonym: ear train.

Last night, I talked my boyfriend and all his friends into running a drum line on me.

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the force unleashed

the exact moment a star wars geek loses their virginity.

"Dude, the force unleashed last night."
"No way! You're a dirty liar."
"I'm serious. It cost me $30."

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tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

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ear wax

after blowing a hot, sticky, seminal load in a person's ear, this is the seepage that cums out (pun intended)

After my drum solo, my girlfriend needed a rag and a whole box of q-tips to clean up the ear wax.

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wiing scratch

circle scratch on a wii disk

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.

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Drum Solo

a man ejaculating into a woman's ear

While she sleeps, I can still give her a drum solo.

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Blue Orchid

Derived from the song "Blue Orchid," by the White Stripes.

gently caressing or massaging a woman's pussy lips with the intention of building sexual enjoyment, without completing the act of ejaculation.
similar to "blue balls" for a man.

listen to the words, dumbasses.

You tickled my orchid/Turned it blue.

I was with my girl last night and her brother barged in while I was eating her out. He didn't catch me, but she had to go to the bathroom to handle her blue orchid.

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