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An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason
George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again
A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the womanâs nipples, resembling a crab
A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch
A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery
The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
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A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.
I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.