carmex

something that is sweet to put on your eyelids and feels really cool

dude i was drunk last night and i put carmex on my eyelids, it was awesome

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Mooseka

pirate

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!

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emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

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Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.

I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush

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king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.

Danish is the king of sleaze

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