Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.

"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"

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Bling-Bling

Jewelry or Riches.
Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.

Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!

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Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

Your brand new kitten

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Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.

When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!

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Funk Trunk

Buttocks

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!

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Yo

1) Substitution for "Greetings!"
2) Dislexic Rabbi speak
3) Filler-speech when a need to look "gangsta" is at hand
4) Half of a "Yo-yo"

1) "Yo Homeslice!"
2) "Yo vei!"
3) "Dat Crunk Cup is the shit, yo yo yo!"
4) "I... forgot... mah... helmet... on... da... short... bus... wiff... mah... Yo-... *drools and falls off highchair*"

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Der

Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"

Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!

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