Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

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Gentlemen's relish

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.

I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.

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