Time Burger

Someone who robs your time.

You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!

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The Problem

A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)

You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!

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