funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

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Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

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Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

punjabber

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.

Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!

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Butkus

The inversion of Led Zepplin or Ditka, something that is abhorrent to God and man.

Butkus was on Sport Center again trying to denounce Coach Ditka, what a cockjockey.

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cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

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Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

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