fluffy puff marshmallows

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".

Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"

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