road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

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surfer

1. a person who enjoys and engages in the act of surfing

2. a sterotype often seen in movies. Includes: wearing long shorts, an unbuttoned, sleeveless, colorful, flowered shirt of some kind, sunglasses, a tan, long bleached blonde hair, and saying things like "DUDE" and GNARLY" and "WHOA, CHECK THAT OUT DEWD" and other nonsensical, yet somewhat amusing expressions like that. Often stoned as well.

1. a man/women who surfs in Hawaii, or California, and to a lesser extent, Vietnam.

2. Michaelangelo from the Ninja Turtles & Jeff Spicoli of Ridgemont High,

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murdercycle

a motorized, 2-wheeled, heavily armed and armored personal transport; complete with powerful laser guns, an impressive satellite navigation system, complete bulletproofing, and the necessacery self-destruct sequencing system.

People: uh oh a murdercycle, run away before it shoots us with its lazers!!!

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militia

the worst unit in both civilization's I & II. Had a rating of 1/1/1 which is the lowest of anything in the entire game.

The Russian militia was no match for the Aztec legions who broke through their city walls and marched into their capital.

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aitch

the correct spelling for the letter "H"

I lost the fucking spelling bee because I didn't know that the letter "H" was spelled A-I-T-C-H

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Choppa

a rapper with the afformentioned name who has his own style

Choppa style, chop chop choppa style, choppa style, chop chop choppa style

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