Hocker

Verb: the act of purposely closing ones throat and violently forcing air out of the lungs to remove phlegm balls.

I've had a cold for two weeks now and my lungs are filled with icky mucus. I've had to Hocker many times to get the phlegm balls out

Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.

Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.

Seditious Anemia

Financial, emotional and physical drain on society as a result of insurrection activities by unstable, treasonous individuals.

The United $tates suffers from Seditious Anemia at one of the worst times in our history