Chris Sorrentino

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.

"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl

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Cockboxing

To blow another guy in a car, predominantly in a homosexual manner.

Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!

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