sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

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cluck

1. A filler word used when you're either too lazy or don't care enough to respond to someone with a sentence.

2. A replacement word for "hello" or "hows it going."

3. When used inquisitively (e.g. with a question mark after it) is a replacement for something baffling.
4. A replacement for the word fuck

1. Person 1: Did you clean your room?
Person 2: Cluck!
Person 1: Why didn't you?
Person 2: Cluck you!
Person 1: Do you even get what I'm saying?
Person 2: Cluck?

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fabboi

A person who dosen't say anything fake, gets all the ladies, and is always true to the streets.
player
Pimp

Damn, Fabboi be getting all the bitches on our turf.

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pedant

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

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The Mammary Man

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.

Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?

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Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

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crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

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